Here are some quotes that I think were full of win:
"Lol"
-Levi Hogan, just being himself
"Mister C smash!"
-Mr. Chairolanza
"Grabbing things is for the weak"
-Viktor Dimitrivich Grotokov
"We're gonna crash!"
-Gordon Freeman
"You look like a fool wit yo pants on da ground!"
-That really old dude from American Idol
"Narnia!"
-Brian
"Just as long as it doesn't involve me, explosives, and the president of Azerbaijan"
-Adrian Shephard
"Revolution!!!"
-Nikolai Belinski, fighting zombies
"I can has cheezburger?"
-Cheezburger cat
"Let it rain blood. My comrades, will be my guide! I shall be their protector...them and I will be an unstoppable force. God nor any force on earth will weaken our resolve. My brothers, lend your ears to me, and listen: would you rather be weak, or prosper? The drums of war sound in you ears as you walk into the valley of the shadow of death. Be brave, be bold, be strong! Be the juggernaut of battle, your actions spell everything about you. The blood of your comrades has been spilled, avenge them, their blood is yours, an action of this is heinous! You have nerves of steel! Bones of rock! These will not break! Nor the call of duty you have answered! History...is written by the victors. We. Will. Win. My brothers, we fight with duty! Let me ask one thing of you! Let me hear your battle cry! URA!!!"
-Levi's rally speech
"Eat Teh MothaFewkin Cookeh!!!"
-Declan
"I'm A Gummy Bear!!!"
-That weird gummy bear thingy...
"ROTFL!"
-Nathen saying ROFL wrong and putting a T in it, using bad grammer
"The AK-47 is SEXY!"
-Levi commenting on the AK-47's design and looks
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
-The immortal meme from the movie 300
"It does'nt matter who has a bigger stick, it matters a hell of a lot who is swingin' it..."
-General Shepherd, from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"EAGLE!"
-J.D. from Scrubs, I think it is pretty funny!
"Screw knowledge!"
-Brian
"Snami Bog (God Is With Us)"
-Vladimer Makarov, Viktor Grotokov, The Moskovitian Choir, and Levi Hogan
"Blood & Honor, makes no sense, for there is no honor in spilled blood, and no blood in true honor"
-Levi Hogan
"I didn't come here to *dance*, I came here to do my job!"
-Levi Hogan, * * means it can be switched with any word
"What the f*ck?"
-Brian
"You don't get famous for doing something crazy-you get famous for doing something crazy in front of a crowd"
-Athony Hunsinger
"Don't fight the laughter"
-Sam
"Rugrats is the bomb!"
-Unknown
"Don't trust Wikiipedia"
"I trust Wikipedia"
-Mr. Blair and Levi Hogan
"THIS IS FUTILE! LIKE FEMINISM!"
-Me
"Wait, these are HEAT seeking missiles!
-Clayton Frisbee
"O.J. did it!"
-Corey Templeton (AKA "Mr. Bubbles")
"Score on Zach...wait!"
-Corey Templeton (we we in gym during a hockey match, so yeah)
"It's snowing! It's a Christmas miracle! Praise Allah!"
-Me (when it snowed in November)
"Can we have nap time?
No.
Dammit!"
-Matt Homewood
(Raises hand) "Hey Levi!"
-Matt Homewood (after being told to raise his hand before talking)
