The 3 most powerful beings in the universe are Chuck Norris, Captain MacMillan, and Levi Hogan.
How the dinosaurs went extinct: Levi had a BB gun, the end.
How the world will end: Levi eats a burrito, you know what happens.
Levi invented English.
Levi invented America.
From Levi: "Thanks to all my fans who made these "Chuck Norris" style facts about me, their funny!"
