OK, I have done some dumb crap in the past, but this is by far the dumbest thing a guy like me can do. We were having a big snow storm, I was outside doing stuff (snow was pounding on everything, with 50 something mile per hour winds) and my little glove flew up on the roof. I went to go get it by getting on the roof, and got my glove, when I was getting ready to jump off the roof safely onto the trampoline, I slipped, and kept sliding, I tried as hard as I could to stop, but it was too late...I fell of the edge of the roof, falling 20 feet to the ground, before falling off, this is unchanged by the way, and is true, I said "Oh Shizzle!!!", and fell. When I hit the ground, I landed face first and got a nasty gash on my face, and hurt my arm really bad, so I got up and said "Ow, that kind of hurt..." and I walked to my house. I did not cry, because I was more focused on the pain of my head and arm, and not on crying. I walked in, and my mom was all like "Oh my god!" and I was like "Great, who cares", so I got cleaned up and bandaged, and went to lie down.

Awesome, ain't it?

Also, don't pose as someone else and say "my arm is doing ok", because, 1, thats not true, and 2, how would you like it if I posed as you and said stuff that wasn't true

So yeah, it was awesome, yay!